Join Our Affiliate Program

Join the Rebellion. Earn While They Sip.

Tired of promoting soulless products? So are we. Our coffee is brewed for the overworked, the underappreciated, and the spreadsheet warriors. Join our Affiliate Program and get rewarded for spreading the brew that actually respects the grind.

Commission on Every Sale

Free Samples for Creators

No awkward interviews, just coffee.

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Who Should Join?

  • Content creators, influencers, and meme lords.
  • Writers, video makers, or TikTok ranters.
  • Anyone who knows the difference between “meeting” and “waste of time”.

Become a Coffee Affiliate & Fuel the Workforce

Turn Coffee into Commission, Not TPS Reports.

Affiliate Program FAQs

Got Questions About Our Affiliate Program?
Don't worry about a thing! We've got you via email or text. Zero stress, zero nonsense. Just bold coffee and solid service.

  • You share your unique link. Someone buys coffee through it. You get paid. It’s like being the boss… without the meetings.

  • Creators, bloggers, meme-makers, over-caffeinated humans—basically anyone who loves good coffee and bad bosses (for content).

  • Both. Whether you’re brewing a full pot or just need a single-cup sanity boost, we’ve got your back.

  • Zero. Nada. Zilch. It’s free—because we don’t believe in charging the workers.

  • Earn a generous percentage from every sale you refer. We won’t say you're overpaid, but it’s better than a thank-you email from HR.