The coffee’s hot. The small talk? Ice cold.

Ah, the modern office — where motivation goes to die and the printer is always broken. Whether you're fake-smiling through a Zoom call or avoiding eye contact by the breakroom fridge, we see you. And we brewed this blog post just for you.

The 9-to-5 Comedy Club

Let’s face it: office life is absurd. Birthday cards passed around in manila folders. Weekly “alignment” meetings that accomplish absolutely nothing. And who decided that replying all was okay? We didn’t sign up for this sitcom — we just wanted health insurance.

Cubicle Nation Survival Guide

Your desk plant’s dead. Your chair squeaks. And you’re on your fourth cup of coffee by 11 a.m. But somehow, you’re still standing — because caffeine is the only coworker you can trust.

Pro tip: The best way to survive office culture? Laugh at it, sip often, and never volunteer to plan the team-building retreat.

Our Take?

Coffee is the only part of office culture worth celebrating. So pour a strong cup, nod through the nonsense, and remember:

You’re not alone — we’re all stuck in this weird little sitcom together.